johnson

johnson — noun

1. an informal, slightly old-fashioned word for the male sexual organ that men use

1.nounB2
Definition

an informal, slightly old-fashioned word for the male sexual organ that men use when urinating and that is involved in producing children

Example

Yuki covered her johnson with a towel as she walked to the bathroom.

possessive pronoun + johnson as body part

The doctor asked the boy if he had any pain in his johnson.

johnson in a medical context (informal register)

Common collocations
  • someone's johnson
  • his johnson
Synonyms
  • penis

    the standard medical term; acceptable in any context including formal writing

  • dick

    much more common slang term; stronger and more offensive than 'johnson'

  • cock

    direct slang; stronger and considered more vulgar than 'johnson'

  • wiener

    childish or humorous slang, similarly mild and less common

Grammar Patterns

someone's + johnson

the + johnson

Usage Note

This is an informal, mildly humorous word that is considered less offensive than stronger slang terms like 'dick' or 'cock,' but it is still not appropriate in formal or polite conversation. It sounds somewhat old-fashioned today.

Common Mistakes

I read a book by Johnson.' (meaning the slang term).
I read a book by Samuel Johnson.
'Johnson' capitalised with no article refers to the famous writer; the slang sense is always lowercase and usually preceded by 'a' or a possessive.

johnson — idiom

johnson — biographical name

Word family

  • John
    nounA1
  • Johnny
    nounA2
  • Johnston
    nounB2
  • Jonson
    nounC1
  • Johnsonian
    adjectiveC2
  • Johansson
    nounB2

Synonym discussion

Sense: biographical name/4

Johnson is one of the most common English surnames, along with Smith, Jones, and Williams. While Smith is the most frequent surname overall in English-speaking countries (originally an occupational name for a metalworker), Johnson is the second most common, reflecting its patronymic origin ('son of John'). Jones, the Welsh equivalent of Johnson, shares the same 'son of John' meaning. In American political contexts, 'Johnson' carries distinct historical weight — unlike 'Smith' or 'Jones', it refers to several U.S. presidents (Andrew Johnson, Lyndon B. Johnson), whereas 'Kennedy' is tied to a single prominent political dynasty. In everyday use, saying 'the Johnsons' typically refers to a generic family, similar to 'the Smiths', though 'Smith' is more neutral as a default placeholder surname in expressions like 'John Smith'.

Common collocations

Nouns

  • President Johnson
  • Johnson administration
  • Johnson era
  • Johnson biography
  • the Johnson presidency
  • Johnson's legacy

Phrases

  • the Johnson years
  • Johnson and his team
  • the Johnson family

Etymology

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A common English surname meaning 'son of John'. The given name John comes through Latin Johannes from Greek Ioannes, which traces back to the Hebrew name Yochanan (יוֹחָנָן), meaning 'God is gracious'. The '-son' suffix is a standard English patronymic marker. By the 14th century, 'Johnson' had become one of the most widespread surnames in England, and English colonists later carried it to America, where it remains one of the country's most common family names.